thank you, thank you.
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for infinite JB’s
rofl.
not.
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is that once you break keto you feel like shit for hours.
my stomach is literally a battlefield of fats coagulating with churning carbohydrates.
that previous statement made little to no sense. but still. painful as fuck.
never breaking keto like that again.
“IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N’ RAISED
ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN’ OUT, MAXIN’ RELOADIN’ ALL COOL
AND TAKING SOME KIDDIES OUT OF THEIR SCHOOLS
WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET
THEY STARTED ONE CAMPAIGN AND…
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until next weekend.
but seriously. DIED last night. I think I may still be drunk.
Oh god.
piss drunk earlier tonight.
not worried about the huge slopshow i was. more worried about the infinite amount of carbs alcohol has.
#brokeketo.
im crying tho
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